"Last week, we were going store to store to distribute Bhagavad Gitas, and there was a bar along the way that we also went in to.
"One of the patrons there raised his eyebrows and said "Hare Krishnas? Hare Krishnas? I used to always see you guys at the airports. Where've you been?"
"So-and-so das, not missing a beat, replied: "Oh, we only go to bars, now."